So you’ve had a bit too many cocktails, or in my case a few Corona’s or G and T’s depending on which personality I’m channelling for the night. You wake up in the morning, still dressed in last night’s outfit, sans one sock, and your makeup smeared across your face because you’re a serial side sleeper who has no scarm face planting a pillow and dribbling in your sweet slumber.
Let’s face it, you’re not feeling lekka and of course the cupboards are bare because #bachelorettelife. What do you do?
I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t bare going out and getting a hangover cure in that state. There is always the moment of a hot flush where you know, oh its go time, find a bathroom ASAP.
Well, your answer is here! http://www.onecart.co.za
One Cart is an online platform that feature shops like Pick ‘n Pay; Woolworths; Dischem; Fit Chef; a store for Pets (can’t forget Leo you know, the King…meow), and more. Anything you need from either of the above in one place, in one cart. Check out, and within 2 hours all delivered straight to your door. Click Click ding dong but BETTER
So, what’s on my list?
Let’s start with Dischem: Rehydrate in Blackcurrant.
Woolies: My ride or die swears by a Cottage Pie (its bland but still filling), and a banana for that boost of potassium.
Pick n Pay: Energade for those electrolytes, and Essential for my poor liver.
Pet Store: Cat food for the king and perhaps a treat for putting him through the trauma of not getting attention which he of course craves so much.
Now, get in the shower Kayleigh, you smell like a brewery! Wash your hair, scrubba dub dub sister. Now to get my pillows from my bed to the couch, rent a movie, put on a Babor ampoule (Recharge Now to be specific) and wait in the comfort of my own home for my delivery.
As it arrives, I rejoice! A calm rejoice, not too much bodily movement. More like a quiet sigh of relief.
The knock at the door sounds like Christmas Morning. Although I may give the delivery guy a bit of a fright at first glance, I’m sure he understands given the contents of my delivery.
Within hours, I’m already feeling better after medicating, rehydrating, and sleep.
Off to the next party shall we, good thing I sneaked a pack of Corona’s in my order so I don’t show up empty handed. Oh no, here we go again!